Text Message #103

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher mam!!



TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, mam, it's the same dog.



TEACHER: Why are you late??
Jr: Mam, ther was a man who lost his P500 bill
Teacher: Good! you helped him look for it right?
Jr:No Mam!!! tinapakan ko po kasi hanggang sa umalis siya!



TEACHER: Ok class, Our lesson 4 today is about planet. Earth is the 3rd planed from the sun. Now, what is next to mercury?
Pedro: Murag Rose Pharmacy man tingali mam! D ko lang sure.

Text Message #23

HUBOG nkakitag tambok na babae nagdala'g itoy.

HUBOG: diin ka nakapalit ananag baboy?

BABAE: unsay baboy? itoy mn ni!

HUBOG: ang itoy aq ka-storya, dli ikw!

Text Jokes #9

BABAYENG ANAK: Nay, nagtambling2 gud mi sa skul ganina.

NANAY: Diba ingon man ko ayaw pagtambling2 kay makita imo panty?

BABAYENG ANAK: Gisulod man nako sa bag akong panty nay!

Text Jokes #7

Ang gugma bisan sakit makalingaw…
“kiss diri”
“gakos didto”
“i luv u diri”
“i miss u didto”

pero kung makakita nag lain, biyaan na ka…

mahimo nag…
“emperador diri”
“redhorse didto”
“matador diri”
“san mig didto”

“pisti diri”
“yawa didto”

malipayon noh?
mura ka’g buang…

“hilak diri”
“suka didto”

daaahhh!!! lingaw noh?!
nganong ni-enter…

Text Jokes #6

Boy: Magaling ka raw sa ALGEBRA?

Girl: Medyo, bkt mo naitanong?

Boy: Pwede mo bang i-substitute ang X ko?

Text Jokes #4

"i may not look
hot enough for you..
But i dare you..
Lend me your
skin to feel
my hotness from
within.."

-KALDERO,napakalanding Kaldero! :)

Text Jokes #3

Pra s frndshp na bnbuo ng 2nay n rspe2 at twla, pgkkr0n ng srilng pnlasa at s mhabahabang inuman, kaibgan,itaas mo
-SMB

s frndshp n todo lakas
at d knkalawang
-colt45

sa frndshp na my dag2 sipa, ito ang tma
-redhorse

s frndshp n wlng lokohan, d2 n tyo s 22o
-emperador


s frndshp n wlng kplastkan at hbng 2mtgl lalong sumasarap
-tanduay

s frndshp n wlng iwanan hangat bilog ang mundo
-gnebra gin

S frndshp na wla najuy laing kwarta
-tuba
-pm