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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Text Message #106



Maraming nabu2hay sa salitang ‘mahal kita’
pero mas mraming lumuluha dahil sa salitang un.
Bakit?
Dahil mas mraming bibig na cnungaling kaysa pusong umaamin.


Monday, October 25, 2010

Text Message #105

Like each flower that opens in the spring, after winter’s long, harsh abuse…
Life, each dawn, is a renewal…
A chance to bloom in all hues.
Good Morning!


What does the morning offer?
But a chance to hold your heart, To lift your tears to the sunlight and pray Heaven will do its part.
A chance to embrace where you are, to cherish those who surround you,
Every heartbeat… Every minute… Every hour. . .

Have a wonderful day!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Text Message #104

Try punching a waLL..
Does it fight back?

Yes it does, you were aLso hurt.

Now,hug a piLLow..
Did it hug you too?

Yes, you feLt the warmth.

This time, shout.
Hear it?

Yes, coz you’re Listening.

Lesson?

APPRECIATE..

aLways appreciate thngs ar0und u even if sometimes it gves u pain or love.
Good morning!:-)

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Text Message #103

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher mam!!



TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, mam, it's the same dog.



TEACHER: Why are you late??
Jr: Mam, ther was a man who lost his P500 bill
Teacher: Good! you helped him look for it right?
Jr:No Mam!!! tinapakan ko po kasi hanggang sa umalis siya!



TEACHER: Ok class, Our lesson 4 today is about planet. Earth is the 3rd planed from the sun. Now, what is next to mercury?
Pedro: Murag Rose Pharmacy man tingali mam! D ko lang sure.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Text Message #102

Hindi namn ako HOMEWORK...
but why there are so many people who wants to take me home..?


Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia??
Girl:ha? bakit?
Boy: wala lang.. i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Text Message #101

Like water,
be peaceful.

Like earth,
know balance.

Like fire,
love passionately.

Like wind,
be free.

Life is a blessing.
Live it in God's way!

-good morning-



B - egin your day w/
L - ove in Christ
E - xpect blessings
S - hare goodness
S - hine like the sun
I - nspire someone &
N - ever forget 
G - OD

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Text Message #100


If you're hurt,
cheer up..
Don't just cry on the
side..
It wouldn't help you!
Instead,
go on with
your life!
Remember,
you were once
the strongest
sperm of
your dad!


LAW OF REALITY:

Never ever get into fights
with ugly people...

they have literally

& figuratively,

nothing to lose!

Maximum Health
 

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