Text Message #103 | Daily Text Messages | Love, Quotes, Jokes, Inspirational, etc.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Text Message #103

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher mam!!



TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, mam, it's the same dog.



TEACHER: Why are you late??
Jr: Mam, ther was a man who lost his P500 bill
Teacher: Good! you helped him look for it right?
Jr:No Mam!!! tinapakan ko po kasi hanggang sa umalis siya!



TEACHER: Ok class, Our lesson 4 today is about planet. Earth is the 3rd planed from the sun. Now, what is next to mercury?
Pedro: Murag Rose Pharmacy man tingali mam! D ko lang sure.


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