Daily Text Messages | Love, Quotes, Jokes, Inspirational, etc.

Text Message #113

2011-03-08T22:07:00.000+08:00

GIRL 1 : Halata na tiyan mo, bakit di pa kayo magpakasal ng BF mo?
GIRL 2 : Ayaw ng pamilya niya eh!
GIRL 1 : Sino may ayaw, tatay o nanay niya ?
GIRL 2 : yung misis niya!

Misis: Hudas ka! lagi kang umuuwing lasing. Naaasar na tuloy ako sa mukha mo.
Mister: Pero mahal, kung hindi ako lasing, ako naman ang maaasar sa mukha mo!

Dalawang mag-barkada nag-uusap:

Mike: Bakit lumaki yung paa ni Amy?
Jun: Sinipa yung punso!
Mike: Eh, bakit lumaki naman yung nguso ni Fe?
Jun: Dinuraan yung punso...O pare saan ka pupunta?
Mike: Iihi sa punso!

M'AM: Inday, sa susunod, ayokong pinakikialaman mo ang condom namin ng sir mo!
INDAY: M'am, hwag kayong magbibintang! Di kami sanay ni Sir gumamit niyan! Sobra kayo!

Text Message #112

2011-02-03T07:08:00.000+08:00

Everytime the sun brings rays of light

through your window, know that an

angel is joining hearts together.

Good Morning!

Your eyes are the gateway to your soul

and a gift from God.

What you show in your eyes

should only reflect the image

of God who is Love.

Text Message #111

2011-02-02T09:07:00.000+08:00

Like water,

be peaceful.

Like earth,

know balance.

Like fire,

love passionately.

Like wind,

be free.

Life is a blessing.

Live it in God's way!

Text Message #110

2010-11-01T06:20:00.000+08:00

Tinatamad ka bang dalawin ang iyong loved ones sa sementeryo?

Text DALAW ON at i-send sa 2366.

Sila mismo ang dadalaw sa iyo.

Text na!

Text Message #109

2010-10-29T06:51:00.000+08:00

Our lives are made up of a million moments,

spent in a million different ways.

Some are spent searching for love, peace and harmony.

Others are spent surviving day to day.

But there is no greater moment than when we find that life

with all its joys and sorrows

is meant to be lived one day at a time.

Have a wonderful day!

Text Message #108

2010-10-28T07:30:00.004+08:00

Kumatok ang isang ahente sa bahay.
Pagbukas ni misis ng pinto, agad pumasok ang ahente at ikinalat sa sahig ang ebak ng kabayo.
Sabi ng ahente: Mam, pag hindi nalinis ng Vacuum cleaner ko ang kalat... Kakainin ko ang mga yan!!!
Misis: ay putang ina ka!!! Umpisahan mo na pagkain niyan at BROWNOUT kami ngayon!

Atty: asan ka ng mangyari ang rape???
Witness: sa maisan
Atty: anong ginagawa mo dun??
Witness: tumatae Po
Atty: ilang hakbang ka mula sa krimen??
Witness: Aba ewan!!! may tumatae bang pahakbang hakbang??

Text Message #107

2010-10-27T06:44:00.008+08:00

Be thankful for our capacity to love and to be loved..
for these are the essence of life.
Be thankful for our blessings..
counting them is better than counting hurts and regrets.
Be thankful to those who forget to say thanks..
so we can be reminded to be different. GOD bless U!

The finest gift you can give everyone is encouragement.
Yet, almost no one gets the encouragement they need to grow to their full potential.
If everyone received encouragement they need to grow,
the genius in everyone would blossom &
the world would produce abundance beyond our wildest dreams.

How many times do you say “thank you” in a day?
How many times do you hear the same words?
Learn to be grateful and you will be open to receive an abundance of joy and happiness.
Thank You!

Text Message #106

2010-10-26T06:40:00.000+08:00

Maraming nabu2hay sa salitang ‘mahal kita’

pero mas mraming lumuluha dahil sa salitang un.

Bakit?

Dahil mas mraming bibig na cnungaling kaysa pusong umaamin.

Text Message #105

2010-10-25T06:46:00.005+08:00

Like each flower that opens in the spring, after winter’s long, harsh abuse…
Life, each dawn, is a renewal…
A chance to bloom in all hues.
Good Morning!

What does the morning offer?
But a chance to hold your heart, To lift your tears to the sunlight and pray Heaven will do its part.
A chance to embrace where you are, to cherish those who surround you,
Every heartbeat… Every minute… Every hour. . .

Have a wonderful day!

Text Message #104

2010-10-24T07:32:00.004+08:00

Try punching a waLL..
Does it fight back?

Yes it does, you were aLso hurt.

Now,hug a piLLow..
Did it hug you too?

Yes, you feLt the warmth.

This time, shout.
Hear it?

Yes, coz you’re Listening.

Lesson?

APPRECIATE..

aLways appreciate thngs ar0und u even if sometimes it gves u pain or love.
Good morning!:-)

Text Message #103

2010-10-23T06:45:00.003+08:00

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher mam!!

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, mam, it's the same dog.

TEACHER: Why are you late??
Jr: Mam, ther was a man who lost his P500 bill
Teacher: Good! you helped him look for it right?
Jr:No Mam!!! tinapakan ko po kasi hanggang sa umalis siya!

TEACHER: Ok class, Our lesson 4 today is about planet. Earth is the 3rd planed from the sun. Now, what is next to mercury?
Pedro: Murag Rose Pharmacy man tingali mam! D ko lang sure.

Text Message #102

2010-10-22T06:21:00.000+08:00

Hindi namn ako HOMEWORK...
but why there are so many people who wants to take me home..?

Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia??
Girl:ha? bakit?
Boy: wala lang.. i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!

Text Message #101

2010-10-17T07:32:00.000+08:00

Like water,

be peaceful.

Like earth,

know balance.

Like fire,

love passionately.

Like wind,

be free.

Life is a blessing.

Live it in God's way!

-good morning-

B - egin your day w/

L - ove in Christ

E - xpect blessings

S - hare goodness

S - hine like the sun

I - nspire someone &

N - ever forget

G - OD

Text Message #100

2010-10-16T08:12:00.000+08:00

If you're hurt,

cheer up..

Don't just cry on the

side..

It wouldn't help you!

Instead,

go on with

your life!

Remember,

you were once

the strongest

sperm of

your dad!

LAW OF REALITY:

Never ever get into fights
with ugly people...

they have literally

& figuratively,

nothing to lose!

Text Message #99

2010-10-15T07:27:00.010+08:00

Mr. Bean felt ill so the

doctor gave him a tablet.
He started cutting
the side of the

tablet.

Doc: Why are you cutting

the sides?

Mr. Bean: To avoid the

side effects...

GALILEO: Great mind

EINSTEIN: Genius mind

NEWTON: Extraordinary mind

BILL GATES: Brilliant mind

Me: Master mind

YOU: Oh! Never mind!

Text Message #98

2010-10-14T11:24:00.003+08:00

Not everything

that makes us happy

is right..

but for sure,

there will come a time

when everything

that is right,

will make us happy".

It’s better to wait for years
for that someone
u are sure of...
than to grab that chance
with someone who
picks u up but
drop u whenvr he/she wants to..

Text Message #97

2010-09-27T06:35:00.007+08:00

Life is Like a Bible,

everyday is a new page,

with LesSons to Learn,

Adventures to tell

and tales of good deeds

to remember,

have a nice chapter today!

4 everything
dat happens
n our lives,
der s a REASON,
& a MISSION…
Let d reason b GOD,
& let d mission b LOVE...

Text Message #96

2010-09-26T06:26:00.000+08:00

There are 6 Rules to be Happy:

1. free your heart from hatred

2. free your mind from worry

3. live simply

4. expect less

5. give more

6. have a friend

Text Message #95

2010-09-25T06:43:00.002+08:00

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical. - Southpark.

Love and Friend are walking in a village. Love falls into a well. Why? Because Love is blind. Friend also jumps inside. Why? Because Friend will do anything for Love.

Text Message #94

2010-09-24T07:39:00.003+08:00

Well, it was a million tiny little things

that when you added them all up,

they meant we were supposed to be together...

and I knew it. I knew the very first time I touched her.

It was like coming home...

the only real home I'd ever known.

I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car.

It was like... magic.

- Sleepless in Seattle

Text Message #93

2010-09-23T06:38:00.001+08:00

"Everytime you wish for something, keep your eyes wide open, focus & know exactly what you want. No one hits the target with eyes closed."
- Paulo Coelho

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Text Message #92

2010-09-22T06:35:00.001+08:00

DID YOU KNOW THAT:

"D only 15-letter word dat

can be spelled w/o repeating a

letter is UNCOPYRIGHTABLE."

FACETIOUS, ABSTEMIOUS &

ARSENIOUS contain all

vowels in the correct order,"

"RHYTHMS is the longest

English word w/o vowel."

Text Message #91

2010-09-21T06:29:00.003+08:00

Success in life can never be an accident, it's the result of right decisions at the right time. Champions are not people who never fail but people who never quit.

Sometimes, you just can't take things back to the way they used to be, no matter how you try, regardless of how sorry you are. Because in life, there are no rewinds, only plays, so, play it right.

Text Message #90

2010-09-20T06:30:00.012+08:00

Muuaah!

alis na, isa n lng!.. muah!

sigaw ng bisayang

konduktor ng bus

ppuntang Mall of Asia...

Juan: Para akong lalagnatin.
Ano kaya ang iinumin kong gamot?

Pedro: Aw! parang lang pala eh,
inom ka rin ng parang gamot
para magmukha ka ring parang gagaling….
hehehe...

Text Message #89

2010-09-19T07:17:00.002+08:00

One thing I have learned from GOD is

how to get along happily whether I have much or little.

I know how to live on almost nothing or with everything.

I have learned d secret of contentment in every situation…

U KNOW WHY?

Because JESUS is enough to cover everything.

Everytime something good happens to us,
let’s make somethng good happen to someone else.
The more we share our blessings, the more we are blessed.

Text Message #88

2010-09-18T07:15:00.000+08:00

Sometimes, love makes a big scar in your heart, but don't let it stain your life, it only means, the bigger the scar you had, the better you've loved.

A woman was in love with an ugly guy. Her friend asked her, "Why him?" Then, the woman replied immediately, "if only you can borrow my eyes, then you'll see how handsome he is."

Text Message #87

2010-09-17T07:03:00.002+08:00

Don't focus on what you lost but what remains. Don't focus on the pain but how the pain shaped you. Don't focus on the failure but on the great lessons the failure taught you.

When mean people hurt you, think of them as sandpapers. They may rub and scratch you painfully, but eventually, you will end up smooth and polished while they end up worthless.

Text Message #86

2010-09-16T07:03:00.009+08:00

Never worry about how you tell someone you love them. Just go ahead and say it. The word "I love you" could never come out wrong. The only wrong way to say it would be not saying it at all.

Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, it even fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

Text Message #85

2010-09-15T07:58:00.002+08:00

A smile is a language even a baby can understand, it costs nothing, but it credits much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may forever last. Keep smiling.

To be kind is more important than to be right. Sometimes all a person need is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens.

When you hold someone, hold them like it's the last time you will ever see them and when they go, don't make reasons for them to stay… only reasons for them to return.

Text Message #84

2010-09-14T06:59:00.000+08:00

Life is so short for drama and petty problems; so kiss slowly, laugh insanely and forgive quickly. Life is too short to be anything but happy.

Never regret the choices you've made, always be satisfied with what you have now. Life isn't perfect. It's a blend of joy and sorrow, it's just a matter of how you deal with it.

Text Message #83

2010-09-13T06:57:00.000+08:00

...Parisukat ugat ng ekis
sa kapangyarihan ng dalawa ay ekis.

In English :

Square root of x
to the power of two is x.

Makasurvive ka kaya
kung tagalog ang Math?

Text Message #82

2010-09-12T07:21:00.002+08:00

Real friends never leave each other, never part. They just sometimes sit silently, deep within each other’s heart, saying, “I’m just here if you need me.”

Sometimes you just have 2
be dirty, useless & ugly
2 see who your true
friends are...Who'll accept
you despite the fact that
you're damn nothing...

Text Message #81

2010-09-11T07:46:00.005+08:00

What makes some people important?
"It's not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,
but it's the pain you feel when you miss them...

You know what's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much...

There's a lot more I miss about you..
Not just the moments spent..
The laughs we share or talks we had.
I'm not sure how much I miss you but all I can say is
"masarap tumawa lalo pag nandyan ka."

Text Message #80

2010-09-10T07:06:00.000+08:00

Appreciate life itself even though it's not a bed of roses. Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you wish but the appreciation of what you have.

Somehow along the course of life, you learn about yourself and realize there should never be regrets, only a lifelong appreciation of the choices you've made.

The Israelites saw Goliath and said, "He is so big, we cannot win." David saw Goliath and said, "He is so big, I cannot miss!" Life is a matter of perspective.

Text Message #79

2010-09-09T06:55:00.002+08:00

Kung ang kare-kare may puso, tao pa kaya… - Mama Sita

Ang mga pasa at bukol na ito ay ebidensya ng kanyang marubdob na pag-ibig. Kapag hindi nya na ako sinasaktan, ibig sabihin, hindi na nya ako mahal, at yun ang aking ikamamatay. - Nova Villa (Super Inday and the Golden Bibe)

Text Message #78

2010-09-08T07:31:00.003+08:00

The only feeling of loss is when you love someone more than you love yourself. - Goodwill Hunting

If two people are meant for each other, it doesn't mean that they are meant for each other now - Dawson's Creek

Text Message #77

2010-09-07T07:40:00.002+08:00

Life is Like a Bible,

everyday is a new page,

with LesSons to Learn,

Adventures to tell

and tales of good deeds

to remember,

have a nice chapter today!

Good Morning!!!

Text Message #76

2010-09-06T07:15:00.000+08:00

Happy moments, praise God.

Difficult moments, seek God.

Quiet moments, worship God.

Painful moments, trust God.

Every moment, thank God.

Text Message #75

2010-09-05T07:12:00.000+08:00

LADY: Father, ang gwapo at cute mo naman! Bakit ka pa kasi nagpari?

PRIEST: Kasi ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na magmadre ako! Bruha!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

SA PRUSISYON...

PARI: Ang mga boys, sumunod sa karo ni San Jose. . . At

ang mga girls, sa karo naman ni Mama Mary !

BAKLA: Kami father, saan kami susunod?

PARI: Hoy! Mga bruha! Follow me!

Text Message #74

2010-09-04T07:11:00.000+08:00

ANAK: Alam nyo 'tay, KAMUNTIK na po akong maging first
honor kanina sa klase namin!

AMA: Tutuo ba yan anak?

ANAK: Opo 'tay! kasi itinuro po ng titser namin yung first honor
namin kanina... eh kasi katabi ko po yung tinuro niya!

Text Message #73

2010-09-03T07:06:00.010+08:00

COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKES:

1."ale, pbling colgate, ung closeup."
- adik ka s 2tpaste?

2."srado mo pinto! La2bas ang aircon."
- sosyal, may paa?

3."yaya, salubungn mo ung skulbus ni junior."
- tama yan pasagasa mo!

4."anak, 2mabi ka s sasakyan ha"
- patayn dn c junior?

5."tinuka ako ng ahas"
- man0k b ito? May tuka?

6."my tonsil aq"
-kmi rn...

7."my candy aq, yw m?"
-ofer b yn?

8."2log kn?"
-mlaman mo p kya kng oo?

9."lowbat aq e"
- d bterya ka rin?

Text Message #72

2010-09-02T08:04:00.000+08:00

Salawikain ng mga high school students

"Aanhin mo pa ang 90 kung 75 na ang uso"

"It's better to cheat than to repeat"

"No need to review kodigo will do"

"Aanhin mo pa ang libro kung scholar ang katabi mo"

"Ang hindi marunong lumingon pag exam... bagsak ang kalalabasan"

Text Message #71

2010-09-01T07:23:00.002+08:00

U can hide d pain dat u fil &

make ader think dat u can move on..

But u can never deny d truth dat d person hu failed

& hurt u..

S stil d same prson u wish 2 luv u..

Text Message #70

2010-08-31T07:18:00.000+08:00

Our friendship has become my HABIT...

even if you take out H, ABIT remains.

take out A, still BIT remains.

take out B, still IT remains.

take out T, &

I will still remain....

Text Message #69

2010-08-31T06:17:00.002+08:00

How would u knw if ur badly inlove?

it's wen that person hurts u not just

once....

but still,

ur willing to love him again...

Text Message #68

2010-08-30T06:16:00.007+08:00

Titser: use "anyhow" en "anyone" in a sentence..

Pacman: hoy Pidro!! baki mo kinain ang "anyhow" na manok

na "anyone" ko dyan sa mesa para kay Jengkeh ha!

Text Message #67

2010-08-29T07:15:00.004+08:00

When you truly care for someone,

their mistakes never change our feelings,

bcoz its the mind that

gets angry but the heart still

loves them...

Text Message #66

2010-08-28T07:13:00.003+08:00

A precious truth 2 remember..

"b da REASON 4 sam1's hapiness, NOT just a part of it"

"b a part of sam1's sad ness, but NOT da reason 4 it"

Text Message #65

2010-08-27T07:11:00.000+08:00

Bakit ganun..
sa kama na lang ba lagi ang role ko sa buhay mo..
each time na pagod ka i'm always
here para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi...

Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga tao?
kahit minsan lang?

- Kumot (nagdradrama at gustong maging Kurtina)!

Text Message #64

2010-08-26T07:07:00.005+08:00

Hidden Soldiers!!!

Sagot ni Pacman sa tanong kung ano ang world’s number one shampoo!!

Text Message #63

2010-08-25T11:06:00.000+08:00

How will you know that your love has faded?

it is when..

you don't get hurt anymore...

Text Message #62

2010-08-25T06:04:00.001+08:00

Life can never promise you to be always

HAPPY....

but life gets better

after U accept things

U just can't change...

Text Message #61

2010-08-24T07:02:00.000+08:00

it's sweet if your love finds time to say

"hi"

behind his/her busy schedule..

but it's sweeter if he/she could find a time

to surprise you when you least expect it..

Text Message #60

2010-08-23T06:00:00.003+08:00

Laugh is....

daw ang gamitin sabi ni mam para madaling mabura...

Text Message #59

2010-08-22T06:53:00.005+08:00

Minsan ng-aral akong mg gitara..

Msakit sa kamay.

mhirap pg aralan.

dun ko lng naicip...

na ang gitara prang love..

kelangan munang msktan,

para may matutunan.

Text Message #58

2010-08-21T06:51:00.000+08:00

Sad story of the day..

Nakita ni pedro ang mga nagkukumpulang tao
may naaksidente dahil sa kagustuhan makita ni pedro
ang namatay gumawa siya ng eksena para tumabi
ang mga tao..

"tumabi kayo! thats my brother!"

nagsitabi ang mga tao hanggang makita ni pedro ang
naaksidente..

isang kawawa at duguang Unggoy... kawawa naman!

Text Message #57

2010-08-20T06:48:00.003+08:00

people never know how special someone is until they leave,

but maybe sometimes its important to leave,

so they are given that chance to see how special that

someone really is...

Text Message #56

2010-08-19T05:47:00.002+08:00

Friendship lives forever...

as long as we exist..

you may not see me, i may not see you,

but the essence of our friendship

will see us through!

Text Message #55

2010-08-18T06:45:00.001+08:00

Boy: Miss may titulo ka ba?
Girl: wala bakit?
Boy: tingin ko kasi pag-aari kita
Girl: how sweet? ilang pages ka ba?
Boy: (naconfuse) bakit?
Girl: ang mo kapal kasi!

Text Message #54

2010-08-17T05:34:00.001+08:00

never ever grow tired of living your life.

never ever quit on moving forward.

never ever stop running.

for you never know how many persons

are looking up to you and see you as

inspiration in their own respective lives.

keep moving YOUR life matters!

Text Message #53

2010-08-16T07:33:00.000+08:00

Friends are like crayons. They colour our lives.

I may not be ur favourite color, but hope u will need me somewhere to complete your picture... :)

Text Message #52

2010-08-15T06:31:00.000+08:00

God gave us 2 gifts:

one is CHOICE...

the other, CHANCE...

the CHOICE of a good life

and

the CHANCE to make it

the best!...

Text Message #51

2010-08-14T07:13:00.004+08:00

Isang araw, nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesex.

Anak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?

Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddy

Anak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni yaya.

Text Message #51

2010-08-13T06:11:00.000+08:00

Our life is surrounded by people

who judge us day in & day out.

They can make or break us,

but the KEY is...

Live a life that pleases God

not people!

Text Message #50

2010-08-12T07:37:00.000+08:00

"Truly successful decision making relies on a balance between deliberate and instinctive thinking." - Malcolm Gladwell

Text Message #49

2010-08-11T07:31:00.001+08:00

its better to wait for years for that someone you are sure of...

than to grab that chance with someone who picks you up

but drops you whenever he/she wants to...

Text Message #48

2010-08-10T08:19:00.004+08:00

if someone loves you.. there is actually no need to ask nor to beg for something you like or want to happen... b'coz when a person loves you that person perfectly learn about what makes you happy even w/out telling what it is ...

Text Message #47

2010-08-09T08:16:00.000+08:00

Natawa ka man o nandiri sa pagkaing may kakaibang pangalan, isang patunay lang yan na apektado ka ng salita. - Bob Ong

Text Message #46

2010-08-08T08:13:00.004+08:00

Pwdeng lahat ng tao na darting sau marunong umunawa,
mgphalaga at ma22nan kang mhalin ..
sa mga un piliin mo ung d marunong mgsawa
kc lahat mrunong magmhal pro d lhat panghabang-buhay...

Text Message #45

2010-08-07T07:11:00.001+08:00

It always depends on how a woman caries a relationship that makes a man stay...

and it always depends on a man shows "CONSISTENT LOVE" that makes a woman stay....

Text Message #44

2010-08-06T08:08:00.001+08:00

Wag mong paasahin ang isang tao na mahal mo xa kung hind nman tlga...

kc mrami pang ibng taong totoong magma2hal sa knya....

d nya lang makita kc nkaharang ka!

Text Message #43

2010-08-05T09:04:00.000+08:00

Sometimes its not only the bad memories that makes you sad.. but also the best ones which you know will not happen for "the second time!"

Text Message #42

2010-08-04T07:48:00.001+08:00

Ang liit at laki ay nasa isip lang. bakit kami nina bubuyog at gagamba, may naipundar din kami kahit papano. Nasa pagsisikap lang 'yan ng tao! - Bob Ong

Text Message #41

2010-08-03T02:48:00.000+08:00

Der are times u’re afraid.

Times you’re confused.

Times you feel lonely.

Times you start to cry.

Times you start to laugh.

ABA! Padoktor ka na baka nababaliw ka na.!

Text Message #72

2010-08-02T10:48:00.001+08:00

Salawikain ng mga high school students

"Aanhin mo pa ang 90 kung 75 na ang uso"

"It's better to cheat than to repeat"

"No need to review kodigo will do"

"Aanhin mo pa ang libro kung scholar ang katabi mo"

"Ang hindi marunong lumingon pag exam... bagsak ang kalalabasan"

Text Message #40

2010-04-04T09:36:00.001+08:00

Real Peace is:

to walk when others are running,

to whisper when others are shouting,

to sleep when others are restless,

to smile when others are frowning,

to be calm when others are angry,

to pause when others are hurrying...

Text Message #39

2010-04-03T10:15:00.000+08:00

Don't be afraid 2 put ur trust 2 sum1 who will love u completely,
coz not all fears are right and love doesn't always end in pain.
Who knows? D 1 u'v been waiting for has always been with u...

Text Message #38

2010-04-02T23:18:00.000+08:00

There comes a point in your life when you realize:

who matters,
who never did,
who won't anymore,
and who always will.

So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Text Message #37

2010-04-01T20:52:00.000+08:00

Time and Things don't really last.
What matters most are d people we care about
& d values we dare 2 live & share.
Let life be as beautiful as your heart.

Text Message #36

2010-02-06T23:21:00.000+08:00

You are requested to switch off your mobile

to avoid burn injuries

as the person who sent this message is

SO DAMN HOT!

Text Message #35

2010-02-05T13:47:00.000+08:00

There are tyms wen prayer is the only GIFT we can give

to d people we care for,

so I do pray to GOD to take care of you every moment of your life...

Text Message #34

2010-02-04T14:37:00.000+08:00

Coins always make sound...

but,

Paper Money are always silent...

So, when your value increases,

Keep yourself silent and humble...

Text Message #33

2010-02-03T12:32:00.000+08:00

You myt get attracted to another person...

but you can't simply fall in love,

if someone else has already taken your heart...

Text Message #32

2010-02-02T16:01:00.001+08:00

"Sometimes, you can't stop yourself from hoping for yesterday to come back, especially if yesterday was the only future you ever wanted and needed from the start.."

Text Message #31

2010-02-01T21:22:00.000+08:00

why do msplced thngs appear wen not needed?

& unseen wen u want it d most?

smply bcoz, u wrent aware wat it does

...unless ur abt to use it..

Text Message #30

2010-01-30T14:39:00.000+08:00

Ang friend parang alak

hbang 2mtagal, ms sumasarap.

Parang pader, pwede sndalan.

Prang bangko, pwede utangan,

pero ikaw?

Parang finger print,

walang katulad!

Text Message #29

2010-01-29T05:38:00.000+08:00

Matapos akong mbuo at ilabas sa mundong ito...

ikaw lang pala ang sisira at babasag sa knabuksan ko.

- itlog nag inarte

Text Message #28

2010-01-28T17:18:00.000+08:00

Why do our parents first teach us how to open and close our hands?

simple...

for us to learn how to HOLD ON and how to LET GO...

Text Message #27

2010-01-27T05:41:00.002+08:00

Leave something for "God", but never leave "GOD" for something.

Coz in life, something will leave you...

but "GOD" will ALWAYS be there for you.

Text Message #27

2010-01-26T11:34:00.001+08:00

Wise crack:

"You can't stop others to talk against you, but you can make them eat what they've said about u.

Text Message #26

2010-01-25T14:31:00.001+08:00

Define "self control"

it is the ability to stay cool...

when someone's making you hot...

Hahaha...

Text Message #25

2010-01-24T11:22:00.001+08:00

Luv can alwys w8 f ur truly inLuv...

a feelng in ur heart wil nvr change & stand even w/ a test of tym.

jst rmmbr

d measure of luv s d measure of sacrifice..

Text Message #24

2010-01-23T05:28:00.001+08:00

mnahal mo b xa dahil mhal ka nya?

mnhal ka nya dahil mhal mo xa?

asan ka jan?

ako..

mhal q xa dhil..

nilandi nya q ng bonggang bongga!!!

Text Message #23

2010-01-22T09:25:00.001+08:00

HUBOG nkakitag tambok na babae nagdala'g itoy.

HUBOG: diin ka nakapalit ananag baboy?

BABAE: unsay baboy? itoy mn ni!

HUBOG: ang itoy aq ka-storya, dli ikw!

Text Message #22

2010-01-21T05:19:00.000+08:00

Pwede ko bang isangla sarili ko syo?

Para kahit papano, magkainteres ka nman skin...

hahaha...

Text Message #21

2010-01-20T05:14:00.000+08:00

I'll share w/ u God's contact #...

but pls share it w/ others.

His # is...

33:3 Jeremiah

"Call unto Me and I will answer you".

Text Message #20

2010-01-19T11:37:00.000+08:00

No one has ever won a chess match by making only forward moves...

Just like in life, sometimes you have to move backward...

to take a better step forward...

Text Message #19

2010-01-18T09:34:00.000+08:00

Don't ever be angry with your friends

because up to the last moments of life

what hurts us are not the words of enemies

but the silence of friends...

Text Message #18

2010-01-17T05:32:00.001+08:00

Nice people makes us see what it means to be blessed by God.

He had blessed me with you, so let me say...

"Thank You for being one of my blessings!"

Text Message #17

2010-01-16T17:32:00.001+08:00

TIME is the most playful element because...

it lengthens the minutes when you wait...

and rushes the hours when you ENJOY THE MOMENT...