Text Message #113

GIRL 1 : Halata na tiyan mo, bakit di pa kayo magpakasal ng BF mo?
GIRL 2 : Ayaw ng pamilya niya eh!
GIRL 1 : Sino may ayaw, tatay o nanay niya ?
GIRL 2 : yung misis niya!


Misis: Hudas ka! lagi kang umuuwing lasing. Naaasar na tuloy ako sa mukha mo.
Mister: Pero mahal, kung hindi ako lasing, ako naman ang maaasar sa mukha mo!


Dalawang mag-barkada nag-uusap:

Mike: Bakit lumaki yung paa ni Amy?
Jun: Sinipa yung punso!
Mike: Eh, bakit lumaki naman yung nguso ni Fe?
Jun: Dinuraan yung punso...O pare saan ka pupunta?
Mike: Iihi sa punso!


M'AM: Inday, sa susunod, ayokong pinakikialaman mo ang condom namin ng sir mo!
INDAY: M'am, hwag kayong magbibintang! Di kami sanay ni Sir gumamit niyan! Sobra kayo!

Text Message #112

Everytime the sun brings rays of light

through your window, know that an

angel is joining hearts together.

Good Morning!

Your eyes are the gateway to your soul

and a gift from God. 

What you show in your eyes 

should only reflect the image

of God who is Love.

Text Message #111

Like water,

be peaceful.

Like earth,

know balance.

Like fire,

love passionately.

Like wind,

be free.

Life is a blessing.

Live it in God's way!

Text Message #110

Tinatamad ka bang dalawin ang iyong loved ones sa sementeryo? 

Text DALAW ON at i-send sa 2366. 

Sila mismo ang dadalaw sa iyo. 

Text na!

Text Message #109

Our lives are made up of a million moments, 

spent in a million different ways. 

Some are spent searching for love, peace and harmony. 

Others are spent surviving day to day. 

But there is no greater moment than when we find that life 

with all its joys and sorrows 

is meant to be lived one day at a time.

 Have a wonderful day! 

Text Message #108

Kumatok ang isang ahente sa bahay.
Pagbukas ni misis ng pinto, agad pumasok ang ahente at ikinalat sa sahig ang ebak ng kabayo.
Sabi ng ahente: Mam, pag hindi nalinis ng Vacuum cleaner ko ang kalat... Kakainin ko ang mga yan!!!
Misis: ay putang ina ka!!! Umpisahan mo na pagkain niyan at BROWNOUT kami ngayon!


Atty: asan ka ng mangyari ang rape???
Witness: sa maisan
Atty: anong ginagawa mo dun??
Witness: tumatae Po
Atty: ilang hakbang ka mula sa krimen??
Witness: Aba ewan!!! may tumatae bang pahakbang hakbang??

Text Message #107

Be thankful for our capacity to love and to be loved..
for these are the essence of life.
Be thankful for our blessings..
counting them is better than counting hurts and regrets.
Be thankful to those who forget to say thanks..
so we can be reminded to be different. GOD bless U!



The finest gift you can give everyone is encouragement.
Yet, almost no one gets the encouragement they need to grow to their full potential.
If everyone received encouragement they need to grow,
the genius in everyone would blossom &
the world would produce abundance beyond our wildest dreams.



How many times do you say “thank you” in a day?
How many times do you hear the same words?
Learn to be grateful and you will be open to receive an abundance of joy and happiness.
Thank You!